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AN IMPORTANT BREAKTHROUGH
A very important breakthrough has been made, many people in the UK and USA have been perplexed and indeed often dumbfounded at the inability of our so called leaders to grasp the situation regarding Islam and the ramifications this has for our cultures and ways of life.
Leaked X ray slides have come to light that clearly show why the politicians are unable to grasp the situation, Up Pompeii has managed to get one of these X ray slides, friends, it is self explanatory:
One explanation for this phenomena was put forward by MI6, "this kind of anatomy is desirable in a Politician because if the politician were to be shot in the head there is an excellent chance of the bullet missing the brain completely, thus no permanent damage would occur"
What causes this situation, one eminent Doctor, Dr C Riyal Kilah has been quoted as saying " this can happen to anybody who reads the Guardian too much".
I will refer this case to Dr C Riyal Kilah for further examination.
Dr C. Riyal Kilah wrote:
There is one case on record where a member of parliament had his entire brain removed prior to being promoted to cabinet minister. Unfortunately, the surgeon inadvertantly left a cotton wool swab inside the patient's skull. This resulted in a doubling of his I.Q. and he had to seek alternative employment.
I'd like to take this opportunity to make you aware of the contribution that Muslim doctors make to the NHS. We are fully committed to cradle-to-grave healthcare (preferably with as few intermediate stages as possible) and are involved in many innovative developments.
For example, an ambulance, since it is an emergency vehicle, can gain access to areas which would be closed to other traffic. This has prompted Dr Homi Saeed to develop a new advanced design of ambulance which has a petrol tank with a capacity sufficient for a range of 350,000 miles, and carries no fewer than 50 cylinders of a variety of medical gases including chlorine and phosgene. We are hoping to test it out in the near future once our contacts in the Metropolitan Police have suggested a suitable destination.
Regretably I must go now as I am due to carry out a swabbing and inspection of the non-halal section of the hospital kitchens with my microbiologist colleague Dr Salman Ellah .
- Dr C. Riyal Kilah
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Thank you for your input Dr, Gandalf
There is one case on record where a member of parliament had his entire brain removed prior to being promoted to cabinet minister. Unfortunately, the surgeon inadvertantly left a cotton wool swab inside the patient's skull. This resulted in a doubling of his I.Q. and he had to seek alternative employment.
I'd like to take this opportunity to make you aware of the contribution that Muslim doctors make to the NHS. We are fully committed to cradle-to-grave healthcare (preferably with as few intermediate stages as possible) and are involved in many innovative developments.
For example, an ambulance, since it is an emergency vehicle, can gain access to areas which would be closed to other traffic. This has prompted Dr Homi Saeed to develop a new advanced design of ambulance which has a petrol tank with a capacity sufficient for a range of 350,000 miles, and carries no fewer than 50 cylinders of a variety of medical gases including chlorine and phosgene. We are hoping to test it out in the near future once our contacts in the Metropolitan Police have suggested a suitable destination.
Regretably I must go now as I am due to carry out a swabbing and inspection of the non-halal section of the hospital kitchens with my microbiologist colleague Dr Salman Ellah .
- Dr C. Riyal Kilah
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Look, I've said this before somewhere, but obviously I've got to tell everyone again. These are the rules for service as part of the legislature and the executive.
1. On election to the legislature, the successful candidate is obliged to underg a surgical procedure whereby the brain is removed and a pea is inserted in its place.
2. When a member of the legislature is appointed to the executive, another surgical procedure is mandatary, whereby the pea too is removed.
Obviously, the above x-ray is of a member of the legislature, not the executive. Judging by the size, it looks like they used a Processed Pea in this particular case.
There are analogous procedures in the police, the armed forces and civil service whereby the attainment of a certain not particularly high rank mandates the first surgical procedure. Attainment of very high rank mandates the second.
Strangely enough, these procedures appear to be in existence in every country in the Western World. Sovial anthropoligists and political psychologists are currently co-operating in a study attempting to discover whether or not these procedures evolved independently of each other in each of the countries concerned, or whether there was one overwhelming political decision by a body representing them all that these procedures should be introduced everywhere at the same time. Current speculation is that it did not evolve independently everywhere, but that it was a collective decision arrived at somewhere around about 1973. There is some evidence for this, but it is so far sketchy, so currently this is just "best guess" speculation by the experts. Investigations are ongoing.
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SOCIAL anthroplogists, above.
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